午餐

一對夫婦上畫廊去看畫，站在一幅作品前，明顯被吸引了目光。原來畫中是三名一絲不掛的黑人男性，在一張長凳上排排坐。

奇怪的是，中央那位黑人全身黑漆漆，居然只有底下那一條玩意是粉紅色的，極其惹眼。

夫婦便往前探頭，想看清楚為何那條東西與眾不同？剛好該畫家經過，好心地詢問：「關於這幅畫，有甚麼我可以為你們效勞的呢？」

那位丈夫就說出了心中的疑問，畫家立即糾正道：「喔，我想你們誤會了。這三個不是黑人，他們是礦工，而這位坐在中央的男子呢，他只不過剛回家去用過了午餐罷了。」

縮寫

一位歌手在演唱會上，被熱情的女歌迷要求簽名，但是為了特殊的紀念意義，女歌迷當場剝開內衣，露出了一對乳房，指定心目中的偶像在上頭簽名。

這名歌手從來不讓他的歌迷失望，所以雖然有些意外，但仍落落大方順從了。

此舉，當然激怒了女歌迷的男友，忿忿不平地上前，掏出了胯下的玩意，挑釁地叫囂：「喂，大人物，你有種就簽在我這裡！」

歌手低頭瞧了一眼，滿臉輕蔑，以很不以為然的口吻說：「喔？看來也只夠簽上我名字的兩個英文縮寫了。」

Mount Merapi, Indonesia

Mount Merapi is a conical volcano. It is the most active volcano in Indonesia and has erupted regularly. Its name means Mountain of Fire.

Food, Indonesia

Prambanan,Jogja, Indonesia

Prambanan is a collection of massive Hindu temples (candi) built by the 10th century Mataram Kingdom, rulers of central Java and defeaters of the Sailendra Dynasty.
A UNESCO World Heritage Site.

World AIDS day, 1 December

It's World AIDS Day 1 December. Sorry to tell you that the AIDS pandemic has not gone away including here in Malaysia. We need to do more prevention and we need to do it soon. Meantime we need to care more about people living with HIV in our country as well as their families.

Those of you in KL, do make your way to Berjaya Times Square where there is an amazing exhibition by World Vision called One Life Revolution. You don headphones attached to a little tape recorder and walk through the rooms experiencing the lives of three different HIV+ people. It is informative, educational and most of all, moving.

Solo, Indonesia

Oh, this gajah...

无聊的猜迷

以下是２２则很无聊的猜迷，当很无聊的时候读这种很无聊的猜迷，人生会 变得不太无聊。

1.贴在墙上的动物是什么？ 海豹 (海报)

2.小白+小白= ？ 小白兔(two)

3.蜘蛛人是什么颜色的？ 白色(spiderman = 是白的man)

4.历史上,哪个人跑的最快？ 曹操 (说曹操,曹操就到)

5.茉莉花.太阳花.玫瑰花,哪一朵花最没力? 茉莉花(好一朵没力的茉莉花)

6.象皮、老虎皮、狮子皮哪一个比较差？ 象皮(橡皮擦)

7.布跟纸怕什么? 布怕一万,纸怕万一

8.身穿着金色衣服的人 (打一四字成语). 一名惊人(一名金人)

9.牛狗猪羊比赛赛跑…跑到终点后… 牛狗猪都喘得不得了…只有羊不喘气(打一四字成语). 扬眉吐气 (羊咩吐气)

10.放烟火时为什幺不会射到星星？ 因为星星会"闪"

11.一个离过很多次婚的女人,该怎么称呼她？ 前功尽弃 (前公尽弃)

12.狼到了北极变成什么? 槟榔(冰狼)

13.糖果是男生还是女生? 女生 (因为会生蚂蚁)

14.猴子最讨厌什麼线？ 平行线,因为没有相交(香蕉)

15.木鱼掉进海里会变成什麼? 虱目鱼(湿木鱼)

16.哪一位艺人讲的笑话最冷? 蔡依琳,因为Jolin(台语=就冷)

17. 狼、老虎和狮子谁玩游戏一定会被淘汰? 狼~~桃太郎(淘汰狼)

18. 星星.月亮.太阳哪一个是哑巴? 星星:鲁冰花歌中有一句「天上的星星不说话」

19.左和右,谁喜欢独奏,谁又比较好? 左solo, 右so good (左手锣,右手鼓)

20. 周瑜与诸葛亮的母亲分别姓什麼？ 「既」生瑜,「何」生亮

21. 和谁交往最辛苦？ 莉莉,因为"粒粒皆辛苦"

22. 蝴蝶, 蚂蚁, 蜘蛛, 蜈蚣, 哪一个没有领到酬劳? 蜈蚣,因为:无功(蜈蚣)不受禄

Candi Seto, Solo, Indonesia

The 15^th century temple of Candi Seto is located higher up the holy mountain of Gunung Lawu than Candi Sukuh at an elevation of 2200 meters. It was one of the last Hindu temples to be built in Java. There are outstanding views of the mountain slopes and rice fields from the temple grounds, and the mountain mists can make for an excellent atmosphere.

Candi Seto is built on multi-level terraces contains a small number of carvings and statues, but much fewer than Candi Sukuh. The site is also not in as good condition as Candi Sukuh and receives few visitors.

Candi Sukuh, Solo, Indonesia.

Candi Sukuh is located nearly 1000 meters up the slopes of the holy mountain of Gunung Lawu. It was built towards the end of the Majapahit kingdom in the 15^th century and is noted for its unique design. It is a Hindu temple that also has Buddhist and animist design elements, as well as a stepped pyramid that has been called Mayan in appearance.

The art at Candi Sukuh is superb, including outstanding bas reliefs, giant turtle altars, and carvings of animals. It is relatively untouristed due to its more remote location.

Flora, Solo, Indonesia.